I got this in an email from my aunt and can't resist posting it:
Fake Friends: never ask for food
Real Friends: are the reason you have no food
Fake Friends: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
Real Friends: call your parents Mom/Dad
Fake Friends: have never seen you cry
Real Friends: cry with you
Fake Friends: borrow your stuff for a few days, then bring it back
Real Friends: keep your stuff for so long, they forget it's yours
Fake Friends: know a few things about you
Real Friends: could write an entire book about you, WITH direct quotes
Fake Friends: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing
Real Friends: will kick the whole crowd's butts that left you
Fake Friends: knock on your front door
Real Friends: know to just walk in through the side door
Fake Friends: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you
Real Friends: will knock out the person who talks bad about you
Fake Friends: are for a while
Real Friends: are for life.
How many real friends do I have???