Sunday, January 13, 2008

Real Friends vs. Fake Friends

I got this in an email from my aunt and can't resist posting it:

Fake Friends: never ask for food
Real Friends: are the reason you have no food

Fake Friends: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
Real Friends: call your parents Mom/Dad

Fake Friends: have never seen you cry
Real Friends: cry with you

Fake Friends: borrow your stuff for a few days, then bring it back
Real Friends: keep your stuff for so long, they forget it's yours

Fake Friends: know a few things about you
Real Friends: could write an entire book about you, WITH direct quotes

Fake Friends: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing
Real Friends: will kick the whole crowd's butts that left you

Fake Friends: knock on your front door
Real Friends: know to just walk in through the side door

Fake Friends: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you
Real Friends: will knock out the person who talks bad about you

Fake Friends: are for a while
Real Friends: are for life.

How many real friends do I have???

1 comment:

Cami Kooka said...

i think that i definitely qualify for all of the things about a "real friend" :)